sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

ellanorcalder:

“shit my parents are home you better go”

“alright i’ll call you later babe”

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isn’t it upsetting that your future boyfriend is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM BOYFIRNE D

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